Sleepy conversation I had with Christian in bed the other night.
Me - Are you happy?
C - Yes, I am. Are you?
Me - With you I am.
C - Meaning?
Me - I'm completely happy with you, I'm just not so happy with me these days.
Me - But I want to be happy. I want to feel the same way about me as you do.
C - That might be a little weird when you give yourself a boner.
Me - This is true. It may freak you out a little.
Boom chicka wow wow