Bacon Karma

A conversation Christian and I had via txt on Wednesday.

C - Who do people ruin perfectly good food by putting bacon in it :(

Me - Because you are being punished for killing the president of Micronesia in your past life.

C - Was he a pig?

Me - No, but karma knows you hate bacon and this it its way of punishing you.

C - That doesn't make any sense.

Me - That's because you don't believe in karma. That pisses karma off so it also tries to include prawns whenever possible.

C - No sense.

Me - Also, custard.

C - I was trying to figure out where Louis from Suits if from cos he's so familiar. Look him up on IMDB, you'll see why. He's guest starred in every tv show ever made in the last 10 years.

Me - Beaver Man!

C - He works like a beaver, that's for sure.

Me - He also build dams

C - More like daaaayums!

Me - No sweetheart. Just...no.

That is all.