Sunday, August 26, 2012


Yes I know, I'm being lazy, but a txt message recap post is better than no post at all, yes?

Christian - This shirt kills my nipples.

Me - Thanks for that visual.

Christian - Imagine my shirt in a book depository with a sniper rifle. My nipples driving past in a convertible, waving at the crowd. All of a sudden - *BAM*

Me - Back, and to the left.

Christian - I need a second shirt on the grassy knoll. A much less scrapey shirt.


Hieronymous Anonymous said...

I will politely wish Christian non-painful nipples.

Shawna said...

Fabulous visual, there! lol