Yes I know, I'm being lazy, but a txt message recap post is better than no post at all, yes?
Christian - This shirt kills my nipples.
Me - Thanks for that visual.
Christian - Imagine my shirt in a book depository with a sniper rifle. My nipples driving past in a convertible, waving at the crowd. All of a sudden - *BAM*
Me - Back, and to the left.
Christian - I need a second shirt on the grassy knoll. A much less scrapey shirt.